Oh boy, I can't wait to see the new Blue Beetle movie! It looks like it's going to be a real masterpiece, with its cutting-edge special effects, nuanced characters, and thought-provoking plot. I'm sure it will be a critical and commercial success, and will go down in history as one of the greatest superhero movies of all time.
Just kidding! The Blue Beetle trailer looks like absolute garbage. It's full of cheesy dialogue, bad acting, and uninspired action sequences. I can't believe they're actually making a movie based on this character. It's going to be a disaster.
I'm sure the movie will be a box office success, because people will go see it just to see how bad it is. But I'm not going to waste my time with it. I'll just wait for the inevitable Razzie nominations and then watch it on YouTube for a good laugh.
In the meantime, I'll just go watch the old Blue Beetle cartoons. They're actually pretty good.