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100 Thanksgiving Jokes To Keep Things Light + Fun

Sometimes at large family gatherings, things can get a little tense. Or maybe there's just an awkward lull in conversation. In any case, it's always good to have a few jokes ready to go.

Dana found this great USA Today list of 100 Thanksgiving jokes. It's got jokes about turkey, jokes about Thanksgiving side dishes, jokes about Pilgrims...it's all covered. We'll just share a few favorites below:

- How does Thanksgiving always end? With a “g.”
- Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey — it’s always stuffed.

And if you're looking for something fun to throw on the TV when there's not a parade or a football game on, you can't go wrong with Adam Sandler's "The Thanksgiving Song."


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